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Don't talk to me

Don't talk to me

Make sure that you ignore me constantly so that I won't be tempted to waste a couple of hours.

Only gay cops

Only gay cops

All great, until you find that one cop that starts to like you. A lot.

Apologies for driving close

Apologies for driving close

Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.

Broken chair

Broken chair

Let's place a useless sign so that in case some dumbass sits there we won't get sued!

Eye removal sticker

Eye removal sticker

It's always recommended to have a layout of the bus before throwing in a sticker there. Bonus points if you are using a face and ketchup which can be easily mistaken for blood.

No kids and more money

No kids and more money

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

I used to be cool

I used to be cool

The minivan's life story summed up on a bumper sticker.

Inmate of the month

Inmate of the month

I guess every parent has something to be proud of.

Cool Prius

Cool Prius

Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?

I love Linux

I love Linux

And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.