Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.

Let's place a useless sign so that in case some dumbass sits there we won't get sued!

It's always recommended to have a layout of the bus before throwing in a sticker there. Bonus points if you are using a face and ketchup which can be easily mistaken for blood.

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

The minivan's life story summed up on a bumper sticker.

I guess every parent has something to be proud of.

Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?

And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.

This driver is going to have a good laugh when he checks his back while driving.

Knitting has been proven to cause a lot of accidents lately. Especially when it comes to old ladies.