Make sure that you ignore me constantly so that I won't be tempted to waste a couple of hours.

All great, until you find that one cop that starts to like you. A lot.

Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.

Let's place a useless sign so that in case some dumbass sits there we won't get sued!

It's always recommended to have a layout of the bus before throwing in a sticker there. Bonus points if you are using a face and ketchup which can be easily mistaken for blood.

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

The minivan's life story summed up on a bumper sticker.

I guess every parent has something to be proud of.

Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?

And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.