Keep yourselves sober and not mashed. I only like mashed potatoes.

I'm just moving out and need this ladder. How else am I going to take it there?

Stop tailgating me or you'll be sorry.

Just the streets... Ghettoo... Chinese Level, of course, as you can see, hahah!

So why waste time sitting in the car when you could have fun instead?

It's just a little over the speed limit. No big deal.

One last honk for good ol' grandma.