Sent my wife to make me a ham and cheese sandwich. I cannot even get mad seeing this.
The tongue is more appropriate for touching bread. So please use it.
No toaster? What do you mean you have no toaster? What's that iron doing over there?
Of all the useless bags one can come up with, this surely has its place in the top 3.
We forgot its real name so we just call it as we see it.
This bread is for ninja, ninja bread.
Cute kitties, funny "masks", scary owner I guess.
Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
Let's kiss and make up baby. Look at the size of this toast.
Just don't eat it until you get to your destination.