Looks like nobody wants my services since nobody is ringing.

I'm a bit too afraid to change this "light position".

Just apply that wall paint all over, ignore any irregularities in the walls, those are just for decoration.

Under no circumstances shall anybody ever change the temperature to anything other than 72 degrees.

Why pay money when you can build one yourself using household items?

How would you feel if someonw would just turn you on and leave?

It is always a good idea to start break dancing in case of an emergency.

Just use this switch to call for service. What? No switch? Then don't call!