I have finally discovered an endless supply of power. And a sure way to burn the place down.
Just apply that wall paint all over, ignore any irregularities in the walls, those are just for decoration.
Let's see: we have a gas station, high pressure water all around and a plug right in the middle. Might want to step back to safety, take out your phone and start filming.
Go and plug your charger in that wall. On second thought, just get me some water.
Oh, just look at all these beautiful paintings. I should really stick around and look at them for at least half an hour.
This way the current goes round and around. Unlimited power!
How to securely charge your phone without letting anyone steal your charger?
Did you know every company has a magical cord that can shut down their entire operation? Me neither.
We found a loophole in physics. After decades of research the solution to the world's electricity problems is finally here.
Safety is not a concern in this house.