Be prepared to play hockey. No matter who, no matter when. We are prepared.

I'm so badass that I drive a pink truck just so people don't panic when they see me.

It did not fit inside, so we simply cut a hole in the door. No biggy.

Well... me too, sorry about your penis dude. We're all sorry for your little one.

Well... The truck was from Wise Moves, though, the truck driver didn't had any idea about those wise moves. Too bad hahahah.

Yeah, the driver really is safe, I bet 100 bucks that he will never have trouble with anybody.

Bet you didn't think it was that hard. Hahaha!

Not really cool, but that's what we're drinking, guys.

I have a really really really bad feeling about this!

Remember to translate the text before painting it on the tank.