Hold on dear, I just need to time this right and everything will be OK.

This must be the world's strongest police officer.

Pass me using the right lane and I'll kill you. Just kidding, but great advice, nonetheless.

I wanted a pickup truck ever since I was a boy. Now my dream finally came true.

Be prepared to play hockey. No matter who, no matter when. We are prepared.

I'm so badass that I drive a pink truck just so people don't panic when they see me.

It did not fit inside, so we simply cut a hole in the door. No biggy.

Well... me too, sorry about your penis dude. We're all sorry for your little one.

Well... The truck was from Wise Moves, though, the truck driver didn't had any idea about those wise moves. Too bad hahahah.

Yeah, the driver really is safe, I bet 100 bucks that he will never have trouble with anybody.