Vodka is never as classy as the TV commercials portray it.

There is a slight chance this could be vodka. It probably isn't but you can never tell.

If you thought you could handle any drink, why not try out a vodka watered down with tequila? Guaranteed to get you a hellish hangover.

I am dying to know what is this vodka made of.

We ain't got anymore space in the freezer, so these sinks will have to do for now.

I agree! Vodka is a hobby. Good job.

Be the bastard who gets the runners drunk at a marathon.

Would you like somvodka, champagne or just me?