I sincerely hope that this is either photoshopped or the dress is separate. Please tell me it is!
Got to get my girlfriend one of these dresses. She will be the life of any party.
Looks like we found the perfect woman to sweep all the neighborhood today.
Are you constantly being hugged and want to put an end to this? Why not wear a razor dress and let the problem solve itself?
The poor family dog had to endure all this humiliation until the parents got home.
Too fat to wear the wedding dress? Then get running and lose some weight. No excuses.
Got an old pair of shorts from your large friend? Why not make a brand new dress for your fabulous self?
So... minimum four tooth? I see... Dress code, yeah.
Only women can create a war, and then loose it, and then win it. It's... women logic.
Would you like somvodka, champagne or just me?