Now you know the real reason your coworkers love holding meetings every day.

Millions of gallons of alcohol are wasted each and every year. Don't be a part of the problem. Be the solution and finish your beer before leaving.

And now you just wasted another 5 seconds while you read this description. Why are you still reading?

Stop wasting it. I really need my blue tape.

Whatever you do, do not teach any man how to brew his own beer.