Don't worry, this is heavy duty duct tape. It will hold this building for years to come.
Why would you need to spend extra money on a new piece of hardware when you can simply use a phone and duct tape. Remember, duct tape fixed everything.
Fixing broken leafs has never been easier. Just grab a used toothpick, add some transparent duct tape and voila. The leaf is as good as new.
That wooden pole cracked after yesterday's thunderstorm? No worries, I've got a lifetime supply of duct tape at home so we'll fix this in no time.
Seems silly but have you tried riding those bikes in the rain? It ain't pleasant.
Some people like things as efficient as possible. So why not hang a couple of branches on the ceiling with some duct tape and put some lights on? No space wasted, time to setup only 15 minutes.
Sir, just make sure you don't open your blind or we'll all die from asphyxiation. Enjoy your flight!
When choosing your new car it's important to have it colored with the same color as your duct tape. Sooner or later the 2 will eventually come into contact.
Busted headlight? No problem. Just grab that old flashlight and the red duct tape. Duct tape will fix everything.
Who needs to lock this safe? I never remember that darn combination anyway. I'll just use duct tape. It really fixes everything.