You hate hipsters too? Then why not get yourself a drink at our place and contribute to making hipster bands go commercial and mainstream.
I guess there really was a support group tailored to my needs.
We have plenty of water. In solid state. Surrounded by whiskey. The perfect kind of water.
Judging a woman by her appearance is wrong. But judging her by what she drinks at the bar is spot on.
Finally a pub that was fed up with all the saggy pants.
Shout "drinks are on me" and see how everybody in the pub will instantly fall in love with you.
Millions of gallons of alcohol are wasted each and every year. Don't be a part of the problem. Be the solution and finish your beer before leaving.
We are closed because I need my drink. So bare with me.
Every pub should have this posted. You do need an excuse in case the wife calls, don't you?
This is the best method of keeping time in a pub. To keep the watch up to date just order another beer.