We've opened a new daycare, dedicated for wives that simply need to have more personal time. Just drop by, leave your husband and we'll take good care of him until you pick him up.
You hate hipsters too? Then why not get yourself a drink at our place and contribute to making hipster bands go commercial and mainstream.
I guess there really was a support group tailored to my needs.
Finally a pub that was fed up with all the saggy pants.