Really late... man... It's 12:75 already, come onnnn !

Chinese level, that's for sure! This watch is ok, but could've been better, I guess.

This is the best method of keeping time in a pub. To keep the watch up to date just order another beer.

You do know what time it is, don't you? Late again!

This is how you keep track of time in a pub.

Now even the genuine merchandise is fake. What's next, fake genuine?