Your country doesn't qualify for a healthy living option. Death imminent!
Looks like this baby is going to cause me some health problems. Should I report him?
I understand that this is what I ordered, but this isn't what I was hoping to receive though.
Why would you need to spend extra money on a new piece of hardware when you can simply use a phone and duct tape. Remember, duct tape fixed everything.
In 2013 we are witnesses to the arrival of a brand new douche. Just when we thought the Bluetooth handset guy had left us.
There are a lot of thieves around here so you better place all your valuables under your watch.
And in case of emergencies, you can also use this to poke people.
Uhm.. excuse me, do you have a watch? Sure I do, what do you think of it?
This is cool. I mean, who wouldn't love a genuine fake watch? Mmm... everybody?!
Fixed clock, brilliant, genius! Now that's one awesome fix, but.. not really.