Not quite a bright plan but still, a plan is a plan. Escape plan might fail though.

Oh, hi there. Take a seat, please. Thanks, I will!

Don't risk kids, stay in the safe zone! ALWAYS!

Now that, folks, is the difference between a friend and a best friend.

Well this is kind of jetsception. That's where baby jets come from.

The perfect redneck dream catcher. Indeed.

It looks pretty aggressive, right? Uhmm... nope?!

This cat dislikes mondays as well.. I really wonder, what's the cat doing on monday... Guess nothing.

Oh no... we have a badass! WATCH OUT!

He never tried to back-off. Good job, good job!