This cat is as fat as Garfield, and as bad as Xena. So, little puppy, run as fast as you can and don't look back at the cat!
Or... not. Ugh, I had enough breakfast, now let me sleep.
Well.. we all know how tricky cats are... oh well.... this little mouse fell in the cat's trap and now, he desperately wants to escape but no chance.
I apologised but no, no, no, she doesn't forgive me. I'm tired of this relationship, nah, they want excuses just for fun.
He was playing some Counter-Strike, and you interrupted him. I'm on a killing-spree, get lost and let me play!
Are you also a cat? A bigger cat? Other animal, which one?
This cat is very relaxed as you can see, the poor dog... oh, poor animal. Well, goodnight kids!
Now that's what I call a best friend. He's always there, no matter what happens, together through trouble, through joy... Oh yeah, and through punishments, haha!
Well.. they said that this is the latest fashion, I thought it's cool enough but... nah.