Me? Playing at work? What ever made you think that?
I believe sending our kids outside to play didn't really solve the problem.
Get your Call of Duty boys and go play in your corner!
I'm doing this here and now. If you don't like it then GTFO.
Ohohoho, tennis balls, all mine! GOTTA PLAY, GOTTA, GOTTA!
Now... you can't throw another ball because you don't have other balls. Now I am going to sleep, bye owner.
If you haven't heard about chickball yet... Well.. it's football but the chickens play it.
Come on, do something. This ball ain't going to throw itself!