You ask why? Because your family is really poor, that's why.

The first Christmas tree ornament that is completely neutral to your beliefs. This is guaranteed to make EVERYONE happy.

A Greeting Card for the people you hate, or the people you love far too much.

At least you know what others will think of your new sweater before you actually buy it.

I got you some lottery tickets. Honestly! I just threw them away.

He trully won. Nice decorations, good job fireman!

Hey mate, you have a Christmas bonus deposited in your shoe, hahah!

Auuuuuurghhh Merry Christmas human! Haha!

Have yourself a Merry little Christmas people!

Please... spare me, just pull me. It's a long story, I won't tell you.