Why does everyone pick on Walmart? It's one of the biggest chains in the US.

Don't judge me since I'm working way harder than you think.

Music was indeed a bit better. Or the usual: everything was better when I was younger.

I always thought there was a problem somewhere. Now I know! I am so beautiful that there are simply no other people in my league. That's why it is so hard to find someone.

You simply cannot argue with this proposition. Why choose to be both fat and ugly when you can only have one? Just grab a buddy and join us in lifting them weights!

At least you know what others will think of your new sweater before you actually buy it.

Feeling unattractive? Your ancestors didn't seem to have a problem with that, did they?

Why be fat and ugly when you can only be ugly? Go on, give us a try.

Don't even think about going to bed alone without a sexy girl like me.

When you see something like this, you need to run away as soon as possible.