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Southern home security system

Southern home security system

Make sure that everybody else thinks you are a redneck with lots of beer and ammo. And pit bulls. Lots of bloody pit bulls.

Store security

Store security

I feel much safer knowing that he is around and able to protect me from others.

Trap

Trap

Really, it's a trap. You should write, but you mustn't. How's that?!

They're safe now

They're safe now

I can't imagine what going on their mind but they said that it's okay now, they're safe.

Guard Dog

Guard Dog

Yeah... We sure feel safe with him around, I bet.

Practice only music

Practice only music

Other activities belong in motel rooms, not in here. So act accordingly.

All the phones

All the phones

Everybody grab one phone and call somebody.

Our security

Our security

Our software is so secure that nobody would ever be able to crack it.

Secutiry is on the job

Secutiry is on the job

Somehow I don't feel safe having someone from a team that cannot spell their area of expertise right.

Better safe than sorry

Better safe than sorry

I wonder how much time you spend to lock and unlock this bike. And do you have a different key for each lock?