Superpenguin to the rescue.

Take this empty bowl and fill it up. I need to eat don't I?

I got my friend here who loves to be ridden. What's wrong with that, anyway?

I've invited some friends over and things got a little out of hand. You don't mind cleaning this up after us, do you?

I look weird but at least I'm not freezing my ass like you are.

I swear to god it was the cat!

There there, it's going to be fine. Give me a hug!

So I get that this place only serves cats and chickens or wh.... hold un... oh, yeah, I get it now.

I know what you are thinking but just don't pull the switch!

Wake up Rupert! Time to get going.