Your dog is now like a brother to me. Don't come looking for him.
You know you have hit rock bottom when a goat listens to your rap.
So lady, what are you hinding underneath?
I was sitting here minding my own business when the blinds attacked me.
Not now kitty, I have to work now leave me alone!
Don't I look just gorgeous?
When your cat can take this much stuff and still doesn't care it's time to call the doctor.
Would you mind not standing up because then I certainly won't be able to reach you.
Well this is how you end up if you ain't got no kids.
The force of balance is strong with this dog.