To me this dog is just a complex machine that turns food into poop.
I saw cat written on it so I figured it was for me.
You are so cute, you look like a gay dog.
And that's how I roll. Money is not a problem for a cool cat like me.
Lucky human foot
Meanwhile in another universe the lucky charms are reversed.
My cat watches cat watching cat watching cat watching cat watching nyan cat.
Under the trampoline
Those bastards always pick that spot to chill and we can't use the trampoline.
Don't leave me here
Please you guys, can I come along? It's boring out here.
Leaving the party sucks
Does this happen to you too? Then you must have had a great time.
Yo, gimme back my nigga tortoise.