I'm a rich pussy.

Look, they are gathering for a photo. Let's start to hump right here!

It's so big he needs a chair of its own.

I bet the mouse has a flea beneath its fur.

Good think we taught the cat to use the shutter button. WHo ever heard of the timer function?

This man takes care of me, unlike you. Just look at how good we look together.

My new stand keeps me warm and is very fluffy.

Nobody will find me here. It's the perfect spot.

Everybody just keep calm. I know CPR! I got this.

Just give the cat another reason to kill you. Dumb mouse!