Why not strap the laser pointer to my cat's own head and watch hell break loose.

Now you can use the toilet without needing to keep watch on your dog constantly. Just hang him up there and pick him up whenever you are ready to go.

That's because that damn dog needs to go poop outside twice per day. The cat can have its own litter box. I better exchange this dog for a cat.

I really don't want to have a dog now. Good thing the picture of the pillow didn't make it to the Internets.

This bitch on the Interwebs better be taking off that collar in the next picture.

The poor family dog had to endure all this humiliation until the parents got home.

Once again a cat that has taken the exact shape of it's surrounding enclosure. No doubt that cats are liquids.

I'm usually on the catwalk 10 to 20 times per day so I can clearly say that I'm important and beautiful.

Damn dog should wear this sign all week long after killing poor defenseless Yoda.

Looks like it shrunk to half its original size.