My new cat came with charging status LEDs. Now I now exactly when it's charged.

Girlfriend cat caught me sleeping. Yeah sure!

Sorry, no touchscreen on this one, buddy.

Dream big and don't let others say what you can or cannot be. If you can dream it you can achieve it. Well, apart from the unicorn dream. Absolutely no unicorns allowed.

What are you trying to say? This is not a Jacuzzi? You do what in here?

Let me in human or I will scratch this window and you will be sorry.

What? Those are not mine. I have no idea how they managed to get there.

It's not what it looks like. They just stayed in the sun too much, that's all.

If you are wearing this shirt just imagine that every time your friends come across some poop, the first thing they'll look at is you.

I was just asleep and heard a loud bang and when I got here I found this mess, said the dog.