I'm a rich feline and that's how I roll.

Sometimes the shortest distance between you and your objective is not the right one.

This is how I know my dog slept again during the rain this morning.

This is exactly how I feel each and every Monday morning when I need to go to work.

Ever since I got that black duct tape every object and animal in the house has started to look spooky.

I feel like in the wild west. Let's go shoot something.

Either get a new laptop or be prepared to dig in your dog's droppings.

I'm going to eat this kid. Hope you don't mind.

I've visited the anal kingdom and got a photo to prove it.

It's time to break the rules.