It's not what it looks like. They just stayed in the sun too much, that's all.
If you are wearing this shirt just imagine that every time your friends come across some poop, the first thing they'll look at is you.
I was just asleep and heard a loud bang and when I got here I found this mess, said the dog.
Joey is extremely fierce and deadly. Don't be fooled by his apparent kindness in his eyes.
It's not what it looks like. I tripped, fell down and landed on her, I swear!
I grant you the distinguished permission to pet me while my master is not around.
I just want to have sex once in my life, bitches. You know, before I die.
The vet at this hospital gets a little carried away sometimes.
The humans told me to stop sitting on the laptop's keyboard. They asked for it.
Oh great, the donkey is playing dress up again.