This is a totally private fence. Make sure there are no signs at all times.

Who are you going to call now? The fire department?

So I better get another bottle so I can fix this cap.

You can tell that this mug is definitely high quality material. The handle coming off is just part of the design, don't worry.

There are a few things I hate in life. Irony has a special role in these.

We have to keep this house under surveillance at all times. Have no fear, big brother watches over Orwell.

The irony is strong with this foundation.

I hope he's not teaching them English.

Under no circumstances are you to place any sings over here.

Redundant signs will not be tolerated here redundantly. Did I mention redundant?