Who are you going to call now? The fire department?
So I better get another bottle so I can fix this cap.
You can tell that this mug is definitely high quality material. The handle coming off is just part of the design, don't worry.
There are a few things I hate in life. Irony has a special role in these.
We have to keep this house under surveillance at all times. Have no fear, big brother watches over Orwell.
The irony is strong with this foundation.
I hope he's not teaching them English.
Under no circumstances are you to place any sings over here.
Redundant signs will not be tolerated here redundantly. Did I mention redundant?
I love education, but my humongous muscles are way more importanter then my education.