We simply cannot make up our minds. We could have a huge sale. Or not. To be decided later.

I agree that there are languages where you read from right to left, but from bottom to the top?

We'll simply reduce the price by 1 cent so we can then send thousands of mails to our customers informing them that one of our products is cheaper now. It's brilliant marketing!

The new lowest level of dignity: buying second hand edible panties.

After years of waiting she's dead. Come celebrate and take what you want on our garage sale!

It's just like a new one. Except for the cracked screen you may notice if you look really close. So it's identical with a brand new one.

We're selling the snowman from last year. Any bids?

This offer is madness. Can you believe you get 0% off? I should buy all the Black Eyed Beans I can find on this aisle.

Get your own baby now! Girls come with 50% discounts.

We sale everything, including our huge kids and a baby. Be prepared because they have a big appetite.