My question is how the hell is he going to cut my hair around my ear while I'm on the phone? This is clearly fake!

Just make sure that the haircut comes out perfect. Otherwise there might be a bit of... consequences.

Get a haircut and get a good time while you're at it. This barber shop is going to make a killing.

Does anybody have any idea what's written on the cardboard? Nonetheless, still weird.

We have some major clitz inside.