For people who are too weak to hold a hammer with a single hand, there is the dual handed hammer option.
Where can I buy these little hands for my duck? Also, where can I get a duck from?
That's a great idea. Now how are you going to use that spoon?
You should wash your hands but who am I to tell you what to do?
You do not want to mess with an armed chicken, do you?
I don't get it. I've been following these instructions perfectly and yet my hands are still dirty. This soap thing sucks.