This service really sucks. You are kept here and you wait for someone to come and wash your hands, yet nobody does!

You should wash your hands but who am I to tell you what to do?

We don't care about your gender, just make sure you are properly cleaned after using the bathroom.

You do not want to mess with an armed chicken, do you?

If you want a comfortable grip while riding the bike why not check these little hands? You might like it.

I don't get it. I've been following these instructions perfectly and yet my hands are still dirty. This soap thing sucks.

The tongue is more appropriate for touching bread. So please use it.

Please stop kicking this door. Use your hands!

Hello operator, I would like to report a problem with your ATM. There's someone trapped inside.

This guy doesn't need any hands for the job. He has perfect aim.