I asked for an extra slice on my burger. Did not expect to be taken literally.

Sent my wife to make me a ham and cheese sandwich. I cannot even get mad seeing this.

The parents of 2013 are complete retards. And this is unquestionable proof to that statement.

Careful with this bag around cheese. You wouldn't want to suffocate the cheese, would you?

Our cheese is extremely deadly.

Hey cheese, say humaaaans! Yaaay!

Okay cheese, we're set. Now, say people!!! Great photo, great!

The Chuckie Cheese band, ladies and gentlemen. Or should I say, the Chuckie Cheese bands?

Okay cheese, now say HUUUUMAAAAANS! Okay, the picture looks good.

Well... when I was your age... there were only a few genders. Nowadays, cheese can actually be your gender, not your food.