This either is a smart joke from the label maker or some dumb guy ate it once and sued the company prior to this.
Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Abraham Drinkin'.
That is one hell of a heavy hat you got there.
This happens all the time, does it not? You simply open the wrong drawer and end up with a pair of panties on your head instead of a hat.
Arghh.... He just doesn't have enough hats... I mean, come on... Two hats?!
If gentlemen are so rare, there's a gentlecat! There is still hope!
Oh, nice haircut. Umm, I guess I'll sleep here. Nite-nite!
Some there may go for normal hats, this chick wanted a frog as a hat. Well... UGHHHHHH!
This hat looks fabulous on me. I'm a fabulous dog, admit it!
So, everytime you're sad, imagine a dinosaur trying to put a hat on. Yupp, exactly.