Make sure you follow the instructions this time. Otherwise everything will end up just like you pathetic life.

Looks like someone used to get confused so a label made sense. Good for them!

If it wasn't for this label I would have worn this shirt with all the dirt inside.

Better leave the whole sentence next time, doctor. I don't want to get restrained every time I get myself a cup of water.

What did anybody expect? Chinese food surely is made in China.

Seems that Puma customers are pretty dumb if they need a label like this.

Well, they are still green so they must be watermelons.

Lost a label? No worries, I got my sharpie with me today.

At least it's clearly labeled.

Just in case you were curious, this shirt was absolutely not made in China.