Wonder how many clothes they sold before they found out what was written on the labels.

This either is a smart joke from the label maker or some dumb guy ate it once and sued the company prior to this.

Damn, those Michigan apples surely outgrew this year.

We're selling loads of those new watermelons. It's just a new species that is a bit different, but totally a watermelon!

What can be worse than getting the wrong can of chick peas? Well, getting the right can of chick peas and finding out you actually got beans instead!

Make sure you follow the instructions this time. Otherwise everything will end up just like you pathetic life.

Looks like someone used to get confused so a label made sense. Good for them!

If it wasn't for this label I would have worn this shirt with all the dirt inside.

Better leave the whole sentence next time, doctor. I don't want to get restrained every time I get myself a cup of water.

What did anybody expect? Chinese food surely is made in China.