If it wasn't for this label I would have worn this shirt with all the dirt inside.

Better leave the whole sentence next time, doctor. I don't want to get restrained every time I get myself a cup of water.

What did anybody expect? Chinese food surely is made in China.

Seems that Puma customers are pretty dumb if they need a label like this.

Well, they are still green so they must be watermelons.

Lost a label? No worries, I got my sharpie with me today.

At least it's clearly labeled.

Just in case you were curious, this shirt was absolutely not made in China.

Oh, sticker man. You had one job. Now what will people say when I give them cherry flavored green juice and apple flavored red juice?

This happens when you wash your tie one time too many.