Why is that cat looking at me?

Behold, the new Edward Cullen cat hairstyle for this season.

Why do they keep locks to prevent me from obtaining the cookies?

Eat that porridge soldier!

Don't ever return this lost cat. I'll even pay you to keep it.

Sooner or later someone's got to leave or we're all going to sufocate here.

The cats finally took over the doghouse. Someone's going to sleep outside tonight.

"I promise I won't tare the carpet ever again."

Look! It's Jesus walking on water. No, wait... it's just his cat.

Although it sounds fantastic, a kitten inside a toy car may not be the pussy explorer you were thinking of.