It's true, you know it's true. It always happened and always will happen. The best trick is to put the alarm clock at at least 5 metres away from the bed.
You know this is going to get ugly, in about 1 minute. Oh... so, so, so, so, sooooo ugly.
This clock goes perfectly with every mathematician in the World, you just have to wear it and you will feel the power of maths.
Really late... man... It's 12:75 already, come onnnn !
The clock is wrong so the computer is damaged beyond repair. Should get a Mac to fix this.
No use looking at this wall clock because time as you very well know, is relative.
Everything seems to get done just before the deadline, doesn't it?
Guess what time it is. We have to get going right now.
You want to se mine or the original?
Certainly a not so useful clock.