Good thing we came to this establishment, otherwise all of us might have gotten pregnant.
I'm not sure which is scarier: the fact that the person who placed this condom is stupid or that the condom is gone.
Ever wondered why they picked up Trojan as a condom brand? Well keep wondering, because it makes no sense.
Every time you get a new car you should get a new car condom.
This has got to be one of the cruelest insults you can get. Go on, go home and cry. At least you will park like an asshole at home.
Because you simply cannot get a cabbage without feeling the need for an additional condom.
How to prevent the ladies from seeing you coming? Just use the camo condom.
Make sure your mom is protected. Get her a special gift this Mother's Day!
Son, you represent every ounce of bad luck in my life, so stop complaining about the mirror.
We're not doing anything until you get a condiment!