By the time you need an exit it might be a bit too late to start having this conversation.

This isn't an exit or is it?

Those signs are giving me mixed signals. What to do in case of an emergency?

You must be this short in order to survive. Sorry for the tall people, you had a good life so far.

In case of emergency please be ready to jump a few stories. Also be careful not to hit any passing vehicle after landing.

Make up you mind, door! I have places to go today.

In Venice every exit is a fire exit.

So anybody exiting will be stopped and forced to leave. That will surely make them think twice before exiting.

Keep facing the fire or whatever is coming towards you and do the moonwalk. You can't exit the building if you don't have style.

The same rug with two different messages.