First of all, this looks like a good case for a permanent hair removal procedure. But yes, a middle finger will do.
Dont worry mate, nobody expected you to be gay just for riding along on a bike with a friend.
So this girl at school came with a built in tic tac toe grid on her back. We couldn't resist not to.
Keep facing the fire or whatever is coming towards you and do the moonwalk. You can't exit the building if you don't have style.
Are those... on her back?
Easy with your palms, buddy. You just gave him a permanent hand tattoo.
Oh great, thank God you're here! You'll never guess what happened when you were out...