Yep, I know you didn't thought of this. Dieting is hard for dogs too.

Now that's what I call a great idea for diet. No one gets hurt... Well, except your feelings, hahahahahahah. WALK AWAY FATTY!

Well... I think that's not he meant by burning calories... You're doing it totally wrong, pal!

I don't have any idea of who Leonard Ball was, RIP, but he is awesome hahah. He hated fat people, as you can well see.

Now... what are you two doing over there? OMG... Look at the clock... AUTCH!

Guaranteed, it always happens... Alcohol, creating problems since.... since it was invented.

I know what you're saying pal, but ... look around, come on man...

I love her, she's my wife.. but if I once made a mistake, should I pay for it my whole life?! God please have mercy...

Poor little cat, she has seen too much, more than she wanted.

Nice T-Shirt, too bad that's only the T-Shirt that makes you a chick magnet, heh.