600 lb females are a force not to be reckoned with.

We found the best solution to end our problems with Batman: we eat him.

I wonder where you get such a pair of pants that will enclose your whole belly.

I look like Wolverine, don't I?

I only eat healthy McDonald's meals but I keep putting on weight.

Oh, look what we got here. I simply love you!

The new McDonald's logo for recycling food.

When your daughter is able to sit on your ass while you are standing that's when you know something has to change.

Don't make me run after you, boy?

So, when are the girls showing up? I got to show them my level 50 Paladin.