Somehow I seriously doubt that is the way it works.

This proves once and for all that the English language is a real killer. Eat and drink as much as you want.

This is the new Puma logo for the fat line of sport products.

It looks like he has a belly problem. Probably it's the beer's fault.

WeightDonalds. I'm gaining weight! Yeah, true that, true.

Chocolate makes your clothes shrink. Yupp, happened to me too in the past, true!

Hahaha, hey women, listen to this parrot, he's angry 'cause he's fat. HAH!

Slim Fast, it really makes you a stick, hahahahh. It'll get your weight off.

Every fat body has a story.... So touching... HAHA, SURE.

I have a six pack, but.. they're shy, the six pack is hiding under my fat.