The perfect couple for the perfect bed.
Ever seen those irritating pieces of advice about life that everybody is sharing on Facebook? Well, here's how you can put them to good use.
There is no greater feeling of patriotism then stuffing your stomach with crispy hot dogs on a backyard fire.
Come right up and take our anti fat elixir. It's legit!
Once you are fat and motionless we are finally going to be together forever.
Poor guy always eats his desk by mistake and has nowhere to sit anymore.
Why be fat and ugly when you can only be ugly? Go on, give us a try.
Eating frosted flakes every day will make you look just like this tiger.
From now on I will consider an offense if anybody calls me fat. I'm just not a good candidate for kidnapping, that's all.
We need to start a hip hop band immediately. Just get your ass down here and let's do this.