Having a flat tire? Just nail a piece of metal to it and it's as good as new.
Broken faucet? Too expensive? Call me to fix it!
Who needs to buy another expensive car mirror? Just use some old CD.
Remember this the next time you find yourself buying a yogurt with no spoon.
Just call me whenever you need a job well done and when a husband isn't good enough.
Now I know what this book is good for.
Didn't find much use for this old mirror and since I broke the one on my car it seemed like the right thing to do.
The wheel doesn't fit? No problem, just use a metal bar to attach it.
When everybody else fails, you know the perfect guy for the job.