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Somehow I don't believe they thought this through when they started working on those short poles.
I have the legs that defy the laws of physics, a mindset to master the most epic of splits and a pole to... WHAT?
Horse is tired. Needs resting. Hope he doesn't step on the dogs.
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Something tells me that I shouldn't get in this van. Ever.
I don't want to see this door open ever!
Now you can feel right at home when opening your van.
This is where the last guy landed. Make sure you have good aim when you jump.
Nobody will suspect anything. Just take everything and put it in the van.