It's either duct tape or bolts. What would you rather rely on?

How can you tell when ducks are tired? They rest... on a tire!

The good news is that I have established where my keys are. The bad news is that we should change a tire.

This tires are expertly made... by experts. So rest assured that they will last a long time.

Just imagine seeing a little girl driving this and ending up with a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. Good luck!

I've decided I cannot live any longer so I will have to hang myself. But I will get to be enjoyed by the local kids, so there's that!

That might take a while so we'll be back around noon. Tomorrow.

So my tire had a small puncture. No worries, zip ties fixed everything.

I got some problems because my tire blew up. Here is a photo I've just downloaded from the Internet to prove my point.

At least if this guy gets involved in an accident he is basically safe.