"Climbing on rocks strictly prohibited". But if I cannot read then it doesn't apply to me.

The goat is captured and in our custody. The public can rest assured we are handling this.

Ever seen a goat that's emo? Well, there you go.

Behehehehehehe! It's nice that he has all types of audience, indeed.

The goats must not be picked up. Why? We don't know.

You know you have hit rock bottom when a goat listens to your rap.

I need to check my Facebook account right now.

What are you reading there? Any food between those pages?

Just wait until she realises that she just had a hair cut.