In case of alcohol poisoning Siri has just the solution: get yourself back to the nearest liquor store.

I want to see you naked, but be naked below your belt.

This is serious. We'll send a squad car over there to arrest that ugly girl.

Limited edition iPhone waterproof case. Only $99 and this baby will even protect your iPhone while riding the bike.

Just bought a new iPad. Now I can show everyone how smart I am.

I have no idea what time is it, but it's 4:46 pm by the way.

I just had a nose operation a while back so you can call me Voldemort.

Amanda, stop giving your brother boners. Seriously.

It's not you! What were you thinking?

You know you are like a drug. You just ruin me every day.