That's a really long ass. If you are into that stuff.

You think your butt is too flat? Why not come here so we can show you how you can pump up that booty.

I think you might have taken your top on backwards. I hope this isn't a new thing and catches up.

How to keep the toilet occupied forever.

Good thing I was able to find jeans with bigger pockets, otherwise I would have had to get fat.

Good think he has a belt. Otherwise the scenery would have been unforgettable.

So where to begin? A denim purse? A shoe as a purse? A denim shoe?

Oh great, the donkey is playing dress up again.

This is the message you get after unzipping her jeans.

Just bought a new iPad. Now I can show everyone how smart I am.